Star Wars Day!

Or not, since I'm a Sith, complete with a lightsaber bow to match.  Etsy shop is PreciousWonderland.  This one completes my "nerd trilogy;" pill-popping Pac-Man and Doctor Who take the other two slots (those debuted on March 22nd and April 19, respectively).
Yeah, I align with the dark side.  I have ever since my bout with COVID-19.  See?
LOL, I took that picture of my own ugly mug on the day I tested positive for COVID-19, back in January of 2022.  I had only a mild case, but boy, did I feel lousy!  I announced to my Failbook friends that I had the virus and that it had turned me into a Sith Lord, and my uncle responded "Yes, sweetie.  Join us on the dark side!"  LOL, so now I'm a Sith.  And I am your father.

For the record, I am NOT a hardcore Star Wars fan (yet).  I have nothing against it, and I think Harrison Ford/Han Solo is a hottie, but I've never seen the movies, never read the books, and sometimes I'm even lucky if I can tell a Jawa from Jabba the Hutt.  Okay, I lie about that last one, since there's only one Jabba the Hutt and he's very different from the Jawas.  Indeed, I had a schoolmate that looked like Jabba the Hutt.  No lie.  She was the same little broad who convinced me that Harry Potter was satanic and then told everyone else I was going to end myself.  I talked a bit about that in my post about the Marauder's Map bow.  The only difference between her and Jabba was that she was a girl.

Welp, that's all from me!  Happy May the Fourth, be you Sith or Jedi! 

Yours Truly,
RagingMoon1987

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